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Funnies

An Italian, a Greek and an Aussie are talking about there sex lives. The Italian said, "Last night, I smeared my wife with Italian Olive...

Tommy Taylor’s SRU

This week, a young seventeen year old girl from Sri Lanka who worked as a nanny in Saudi Arabia was beheaded. She was executed because...

Australians seem to breed the best jockeys

I have been very upset by the comments received from Aussie racing fans about my racing column. I have many years experience of racing around...

Does ‘get knotted’ mean, ‘do yoga’?

Hello to all my fans. It’s good to be back after my holiday in India. Thank you for all your comments on my last article...

Miranda Kerr goes flexible for Reebok

Ryan Giggs used to be the most famous person to wear Reebok kit. But he isn’t quite the poster boy he used to be, so...

Gwyn, Chris and family are learning French

Gwyneth Paltrow and her musician husband Chris Martin have enrolled the whole family in French lessons. The Hollywood star’s mum, Blythe Danner, said: “My daughter’s...

Kylie still loves the hotpants

Kylie Minogue must have more hotpants than the Brazilian beach volleyball team. The singer dug out another pair of shorts for her gig at the Palace...

More Aussie women are hoarding their bras

Our secret is finally out. We women are a nation of hoarders. No, I’m not referring to money stashed under the bed for a...

NSW have been carrying Aussie cricket for years

Queenslander Bulls batsman Peter Forrest was a key selection, but he grew up in Windsor and played his junior cricket for Hawkesbury. Tasmania, meanwhile, have...

Just who is James Magnussen?

New swimming sprint king James Magnussen has set his sights on Cesar Cielo's "supersuit'" world record after completing his remarkable rise with the 100m...

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5 Best Psychics, Mediums & Clairvoyants in Sydney with Accurate Readings

Do you want to get an accurate psychic reading from a gifted medium or clairvoyant in Sydney? Of course...

Rabbit suicide bomber

Two blokes in the South Australian outback were entertaining themselves with the politically incorrect game of tying sticks of dynamite to rabbits. The rabbits would...

On this day…in 42BC

Marcus Junius Brutus, a leading conspirator in the assassination of Julius Caesar, commits suicide after his defeat at the second battle of Philippi. Two years...

Morning coffee with Catholics

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square . The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a...