Each day, an individual utilizes roughly 57 sheets of toilet paper.
Indeed…we have a strong affinity for cleaning our behinds and/or relieving ourselves.
Perhaps our behinds are expanding. With an abundance of unhealthy food easily accessible, coupled with ignorant individuals eager to feed the next generation Big Macs multiple times a week.
And then, there’s the wank-sock.
You might wonder what the relevance of a wank sock is in relation to toilet paper. Just ask any guy…go ahead. That’s right, after a wank, many opt for a sock instead of toilet paper.
It’s akin to reaching an age when your stuffed animals no longer rest at the foot of your bed. The best way to help a young teenager move away from cuddly toys is to gift him a wank sock…which also provides him a companion to snuggle with at night.
It might be so significant that it could even be passed down through generations.
If you ever had one, share with us the type of sock and its color.
We must become eco warriors and minimize our toilet paper usage, which leads to fewer flushes and consequently less water consumption.
Choosing the wank-sock is the environmentally friendly option.
by Jeff Millins
