Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup
A man was in a restaurant with his girlfriend.
He’d ordered the soup for starters. As he was happily slurping away, he noticed a fly in his soup…so he called the waiter over.
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup”, the man said.
After the waiter had a look, he agreed, “Yes sir, I believe there is”
The man was starting to get annoyed and said, “I KNOW THERE’S A FLY IN MY SOUP…WHAT’S IT DOING THERE!”
The waiter had another look and said, “It looks like he’s doing the back-stroke, sir”