Good evening, everyone.
Today has been yet another hectic day at the warehouse. I worked so hard and by the time I was halfway through, I was so famished that I actually started chewing my own teeth.
The boss noticed our relentless efforts and, seeing us all working tirelessly, decided to take the four of us for lunch at the pub across the street.
I had my reservations since one of my mates had previously suffered food poisoning from that establishment, but we all ended up ordering burgers, hoping for a better outcome this time.
The burgers turned out to be delicious and massive, loaded with all the toppings. I doubted I could finish mine. However, there was an unexpected issue.
My boss had requested a chicken burger, but they mistakenly served him a hamburger instead. He lost his temper and stormed out. They even offered him the chicken burger for free, but it was too late; he was already gone.
So, there sat that hamburger… all alone. I figured no one was going to want it.
Now, after a long day, I’m back home, feet up… enjoying a bit of Mozart in D minor… uncorked a lovely bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon… and decided to take the lettuce and sliced tomatoes out of the bun… got my throbbing tool out, and I absolutely RUINED that hamburger!
Wishing you all a wonderful evening.
by Tony
