A crowded bar sees a drunk stumble in and claim the final barstool beside an older woman. After a period of time, a dreadful odor wafts toward her, emanating from the direction of the drunk. Turning to him, she inquires, “Excuse me, Mister, but did you just shit yourself?” The drunk responds, “Yes ma’am, I have indeed shit myself.” The woman counters, “Well, why don’t you go somewhere and clean yourself up?”
The drunk replies, “Cause I’m not finished yet…”
