Ugly Bus

A bus that was filled exclusively with unattractive individuals collides with an oncoming truck, resulting in the death of everyone on board. Afterward, they are granted the opportunity to meet God, who, moved by their suffering, chooses to grant each one a single wish before they proceed to paradise.

As they form a line, God inquires about the wish of the first person. “I wish to be beautiful,” he states, and with a snap of God’s fingers, it is done.

The next person in line catches wind of this and declares, “I also want to be beautiful.”

Another snap from God, and it is fulfilled. This pattern continues for a time, but as God approaches the midpoint of the line, the last individual begins to chuckle. By the time only ten people remain, he is on the ground, laughing uncontrollably.

Eventually, God reaches this man and asks for his wish.

After regaining his composure, the man replies, “Make them all ugly again.”

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