Three elderly men were engaged in conversation. The 80-year-old remarked, “The most wonderful thing for me would simply be to have a decent pee. I find myself standing there for twenty minutes, it dribbles and it’s painful. I have to keep going back repeatedly.”
The 85-year-old responded, “What I truly desire is to experience one good bowel movement. No matter how many laxatives I try, it’s always a struggle.”
Finally, the 90-year-old chimed in, “That’s not an issue for me. Every single morning at precisely 6:00 AM, I enjoy a satisfying long pee. Then around 6:30 AM, I have a fantastic bowel movement. The ideal scenario for me would be waking up before 7:00 AM.”
