A man enters a tattoo shop and states that he wants a $100 bill tattooed on his penis. The tattoo artist chuckles and replies, “If you can provide me with one good reason, I’ll do it for free.”
After pondering for a moment, the man responds, “Firstly, I enjoy keeping my money in my pants; secondly, I find pleasure in watching my money grow; and lastly, I’m curious to see how quickly my wife can spend a $100.”
