Interesting discussion at work today when my Boss mentioned single sided paper.
This shocked me as from a purely scientific position all paper has two sides and three dimensions, single sided paper therefore breaks all the laws of God and man, it is an impossibility, an abomination and a heresy.
As in physics and mathematics, the dimension of a space or object is informally defined as the minimum number of coordinates needed to specify any point within it.
I had a very enjoyable 15 minutes explaining this to her, I often find I amuse myself most by appearing completely serious.
Now to the more serious business of tracking down the roots of the saying “There’ll be wigs on the green” and trying to bring it back into common usage.
by Jim Aborwhear