As you may or may not know, I’m a tolerant person, patient, kindly, who has the milk of human kindness running by the quart in every vein.
However I must admit I’m getting an urge to put a custard pie in the face of the next person in front of me in a shop who insists on paying for a piece of chewing gum etc with a debit card!
“For goodness sakes love, why didn’t you fish through your enormous handbag and get the card out BEFORE you were paying and why don’t you pay by cash because I can hear the coins jangling it jangling.
You will wish to note I would pay for the custard pie in cash!!
by Jim Aborwhear
