As you might be aware or perhaps not, I pride myself on being a tolerant individual—patient and kind, with the essence of human kindness flowing abundantly in my veins.
Nonetheless, I must confess I’m feeling a strong temptation to slap a custard pie right in the face of the next shopper in line who dares to pay for a single piece of chewing gum with a debit card!
“For heaven’s sake, my dear, why didn’t you dig through that massive handbag of yours and pull out the card BEFORE reaching the cashier? And really, why not use cash when I can hear those coins clinking away?”
I would like to emphasize that I would gladly purchase the custard pie with cash!!
by Jim Aborwhear
