I was told by a member of my staff that I had taken an instant dislike to them the first time we met.
“I can assure you this is not the case”, I replied, “It was only when I got to know you better and through dint of your own hard work in this respect that my feelings matured from apathetic disinterest in your existence as a whole into a lethargic loathing”.
I always score highly in “honest feedback”.
by Jim Aborwhear
