I give you all warning this is a little rude and may not be to everyone’s taste…
My brother rang me today, he’d gone to London for his yearly holiday to London. And after a few drinks with friends decided to go for a wander.
He went into St Paul’s Cathedral and went up to the Whispering gallery and then wandered around China Town for a while, as he was walking along, one of the “ladies” who hang around outside certain clubs, said to him she would stick her finger up his bottom for £10 (hardly the most promising of sales pitches I would think?).
He said he paused, shocked for a moment before replying, “£10 !! I’d rather have 4 pints in the pub, and stick my finger up my own arse…I’d still have change from a tenner as well.”
He told me the conversation became very blue after that…..