Just a heads up, this might come off as a bit rude and not suit everyone’s preferences…
Today, my brother called me after his annual trip to London for a holiday. After enjoying a few drinks with friends, he decided to take a stroll.
He visited St Paul’s Cathedral, made his way up to the Whispering Gallery, and then spent some time wandering around China Town. As he walked, he was approached by one of the “ladies” who frequent certain clubs, who offered to stick her finger up his bottom for £10 (not exactly the best marketing strategy, I would say).
He told me he was taken aback, momentarily stunned, before responding, “£10!! I’d much prefer to have four pints at the pub and stick my own finger up my arse… and I’d still have some change left from a tenner.”
He mentioned that the conversation took a rather risqué turn after that…
