In a pub, a Scottsman, a Chinaman, a Pom, and an Aussie were engaged in a lively debate about which country was superior.
The Scottsman insisted that his country was the best due to its lush, green grass.
The Pom claimed superiority for his country based on its stunning flag.
The Chinaman argued that his country was the best because of the Great Wall.
In response, the Aussie proclaimed that his country was the greatest, saying, “We have the kangaroo, which can leap over your Great Wall, leave droppings on your grass, and use your flag to wipe its backside.”
