Good evening to everyone.
Indeed, it has been a lovely weekend. Watching the Grand Final was a highlight, as it is for every Aussie.
I was at the pub when I noticed a very attractive lady glancing in my direction. From afar, she seemed appealing, so I approached her for a chat. Up close, she was quite charming, and it was genuinely enjoyable talking to her.
We hit it off remarkably, but unfortunately, the alcohol hindered our good time.
She ended up quite inebriated, and… I have no idea what she had consumed, but… whatever it was, she ended up spilling it all over my Saturday shirt. She was in a right mess, and to top it off… I had to head home because my shirt was beyond saving.
Once I put my Saturday shirt into soak, I kicked back… popped open a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon, and watched a fascinating documentary on individuals with missing limbs… and then, I took out my throbbing tool and unfortunately RUINED the cushion covers on my sofa!
Wishing you all a wonderful evening.
By Tony