An Albuquerque man was taken into custody following an incident where he allegedly pulled down his trousers and humped his automobile.
At least it was not someone else’s vehicle.
According to the police, 46-year-old Danny Brawner started to simulate sexual activity in a grocery store parking lot while children watched, likely in shock and hopefully in confusion. After the incident, officers discovered Brawner asleep beside his car, and he seemed to be under the influence.