A woman became violent when a man refused to perform oral sex because she had a foul odour coming from her vag.
Police say 41-year-old Melissa Lee Williams asked her estranged husband and his friend to perform oral sex.
The friend said he would, but changed his mind when the clothes came off and a vaginal smell filled the air.
And it was apparently not a very good one.
Police found all three naked from the waist down, apparently, but not surprisingly intoxicated.
Williams had allegedly pulled a knife and said, “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat,” according to a police report.
If her downstairs is only half as bad as her head, then…why the hell would you go there…honestly.
by Harry Harper