While out with friends drinking, you’re concocting a clever scheme to catch a girl’s attention. What option do you choose? Naturally, you decide to remove your clothes and ride your horse straight into her living room.
At a bar in Jarnoltowka, lovesick Pole Jan Rudnicki, 40, formulated his so-called fool-proof plan while discussing with friends the best way to woo eligible divorcee Gosia Domoslawska, 36.
Initially, when Jan put forth his strange idea, his friends assumed he was joking.
‘However, he then headed outside, mounted his horse – which he had ridden to the pub – and galloped off bare-chested and bare-backed,’ explained Mirek Nowak.
‘Before we knew it, he was arrested.’
Definitely not your typical Pretty Woman scenario.
Regrettably, the hopeless romantic’s advances seemed to go unacknowledged when Gosia dialed the police, labeling him ‘a loon,’ after he had forcefully opened her front door.
‘I was home watching TV with my daughter when I heard a tremendous crash, and suddenly, this half-naked man on a horse burst into my living room,’ she recounted.
‘I never found him appealing before, and I certainly don’t now.
‘If this was his method to capture my heart, he must truly be out of his mind.’
The father of seven has since expressed his regrets and offered to fix the damages.
A police spokesman appeared to show little sympathy for the rejected Jan, stating: ‘Barging into someone’s home uninvited is a crime, and he will face consequences for his actions.’
