And you thought losing your car keys was bad!
Dominican man Geraldo Ramos told a local TV station that he passed out drunk and woke up with no penis.
The 45-year-old from Santiago says he has no clue where his penis went, but neighbors said that Ramos was attacked by a dog when he was drunk. Ramos, however, has no recollection of this. The alleged dog has not been found.
If a dog did take his penis, it wouldn’t be the first time in recent weeks that a dog has made off with a man’s genitalia. In late July, a paralyzed man in Arkansas woke up to discover that his canine companion had eaten one of this testicles.