A 49-year-old man in Tennessee found himself arrested after an unusual encounter with an ATM.
Reports indicate that Lonnie Hutton entered a local bar in Murfreesboro, took off his trousers, and engaged in sexual acts with the bar’s ATM.
Remarkably, Hutton was able to make a withdrawal during this encounter. When officers arrived, they observed him wandering around the bar, no longer interacting with the machine.
Unfortunately, it was evident that he had not completed his deposit, as he was still thrusting while remaining unclothed from the waist down.
Once Hutton was detained, police led him outside and instructed him to sit on a nearby picnic table. His insatiable desire for inanimate objects became apparent once again as he began to have sexual relations with his new perch.
This heartbroken Romeo was pulled away from his latest obsession and charged with public intoxication.
His bail was established at $250, indicating that the next sweet nothings uttered by his object of affection might be, ‘insufficient funds’.
