Whatever you do, don’t invite these two to your next pool party.
Police in St. Petersburg, Florida, say this dynamic duo threw their own feces around in a hotel swimming pool, at one point even swimming to the bottom to smear it around in the form of a giant “X.”
Strangely enough, the charges for 18-year-old Andrew Harris and 19-year-old Michael Cline are commercial burglary.
According to ABC Action News, the pair were caught on camera in their dirtiest of deeds.
Police say Harris actually pooped in his own pants, reached in, pulled out his own goo, and threw it around the pool.
Twice.
The two were later found in the hotel Jacuzzi.
The hotel says the anal attack will cost thousands.
Both of them have been inducted into the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame…but naturally, they’re not allowed in the pool.
by Sasha Dubronitz
