Good reason to get the clap

Prayers have been answered by all teenage boys and most men around the world.

In the heat of the moment time is precious when you’re getting down and dirty with your lady friend, all you want to do is have some fun bags to play with or aim for, but you struggle with a tiny little clasp which was obviously designed by a woman.

Now thanks to the coolest nerd ever Randy Safran an engineer from San Francisco, this is no longer a problem with his invention of the clap off bra.

He tried many different ways of trying to get the girls out for a play, using small motors and even explosives at the front of the bra, which for obvious reason didn’t turn out to be such a good idea. But thankfully no puppies were hurt in the making of the bra.

After many failed attempts over two years he eventually came through with the goods deciding on electromagnets and circuit boards which will make even the biggest of bras fly off with the clap of the hands.

Footage of the bra in action is at  Although the bras aren’t for sale yet, he shows in a step by step guide how to make your own.

This may be a marvelous invention…maybe one of the great inventions of the 21st century. But at the end of the day, if you can’t get a bird to get her bra off…if you struggle at first base, then there really is no point in carrying on.

You might as well kill yourself.

by Harry Harper


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