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Girls who get drunk must have ‘nice knickers’

Women who are planning a night out filled with drinks are being advised by a police magazine to ensure they are “wearing nice knickers” and have had a wax, just in case they collapse.

The Safe! magazine from Suffolk Police in Britain reminds readers “intent on getting ratted,” featuring an image of a woman in revealing clothing on the floor, with the phrase “if you’ve got it don’t flaunt it.”

It states, “If you fall or pass out, keep in mind that your skirt or dress could ride up. You might reveal more than you wanted to – for the sake of everyone, please ensure you’re wearing decent underwear and that you’ve had a wax recently. Ideally, have some food before heading out, monitor your drinking, pace yourself, and stay hydrated with water between drinks, or better yet, avoid ending up in this embarrassing situation – it’s really not pleasant.”

Suffolk Police has stood by its “gossipy, tongue-in-cheek style,” hoping it will draw the attention of young women to the magazine.

According to a police spokesperson, “There have been several incidents of attacks on women who have been drinking, and it’s important to convey a serious safety message.”

To be honest, the risk of being attacked might be lower if you haven’t waxed and are wearing big, dirty underwear…..unless, of course, hairy women in big knickers are your thing.

by Vandas Voice

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