You’ve encountered an attractive woman who has been eyeing you all night. Although you’ve had a few drinks, you still look good. It’s not like she’s expecting you to recite lines from Romeo and Juliet, right? However, considering you’ve indulged a bit, some might say… too much. BUT, don’t worry—if you find yourself unable to perform when she arrives back at your place, you have just the solution… that’s right… use a pencil on your penis!
Last week, Zeljko Tupic, hailing from Serbia, came up with a rather extreme answer to his dilemma but ended up requiring emergency surgery after inserting a pencil inside his penis to maintain his erection during intercourse.
Zeljko Tupic, who resides in Belgrade, informed doctors that he had faced erectile challenges previously. So, as he geared up for a date with his new partner, he made the decision to insert a slim pencil into his penis.
Unfortunately, things did not progress as he had hoped, and Tupic had to cut his romantic encounter short when the pencil moved and became lodged in his bladder, necessitating a call for an ambulance.
Yet, on a more serious note, one must consider how desperate Tupic must have felt to resort to this. Poor guy is in need of help.
Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic, from Zvezdara hospital in Belgrade, who was able to successfully remove the pencil, stated: “Initially, the patient did not disclose what had truly occurred, but x-rays revealed the reality.”
Tupic, now infamously known as Pencil Dick, told reporters that he was unaware of alternatives like Viagra but agreed that moving forward, he would consider pills before taking any more risks with pencils.
“I’ve never excelled as a lover,” Mr. Dick confessed to our staff. “It all traces back to a confidence loss I experienced after my first sexual encounter.”
“She told me I was the worst lover she had ever encountered,” a tearful Tupic recounted. “But that judgment was unfair. After all, how could she form such an opinion after merely three seconds?”
by Sasha Dubronitz