For those concerned their social life is becoming overly lively, we have an intriguing solution for you.
A company based in Thailand has developed a variety of earphones that guarantee your towels won’t be borrowed, nor will hands be shaken with you again.
Introducing the Ladobi ‘6-way earphone,’ which is tailor-made for indulging in adult content; owning a pair is akin to facing an indecent exposure allegation or leprosy—pairing it with the benefit of avoiding the bothersome nuisance known as ‘social interaction.’
As per reports, these earphones enhance female voices to be ‘more pleasing and less sharp,’ while male voices are rendered ‘fuller and rounder.’ According to the company’s website, this experience allows you to ‘enjoy life as if in a home-theater.’
If that tantalizing and somewhat awkward broken English doesn’t inspire you to rush off for a hot shower, then we can only assume you’ve already navigated away from this page to purchase the earphones.
