Dumb flasher

If the police come back to ask you about a man who’s been exposing himself, don’t answer the door with your pants around your ankles.

A woman with two children, 8 and 10 years old, told police that a man exposed himself to her, dropping his trousers and wiggling his hips.

And police say when they dropped in on suspect Michael Polley, 55, he answered the door in just that state, minus the hip wiggling, I assume.

He was arrested after a struggle, and could be charged with indecent exposure and resisting arrest.

Of course, this happened in America…only in America…

by Debbie Dot


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