Should the police return inquiring about a man who has been exposing himself, avoid answering the door with your pants around your ankles.
A woman, accompanied by her two children aged 8 and 10, reported to the police that a man had exposed himself by dropping his trousers and wiggling his hips.
When authorities visited the home of suspect Michael Polley, 55, he answered the door in a similar state, although I assume without the hip wiggling.
Following a struggle, he was apprehended and may face charges for indecent exposure and resisting arrest.
Naturally, this is a story from America…only in America…
by Debbie Dot