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Doggers are up to their bulls in it

In Puttenham, UK, a notorious lay-by where doggers seek all kinds of sexual encounters is generating significant frustration among local residents.

Even school children have been exposed to couples sneaking off in the lay-by or in the adjacent field.

In response, the local council has taken bold action by releasing several snorting, wild bulls into the field to deter the couples from displaying their ‘balls’…among other things.

Penelope Smith, a local resident who is fed up with the situation, expressed her anger, saying, “What some people do is outrageous, and I witness it daily. I hope these bulls will rid our lovely village of these ‘horny’ perverts and that they can find another village to continue their sex games.”

Right, Penelope, I’m sure you’re really observing it every day. There’s a code associated with dogging…or were you unaware of that…of course, you’re not, darling. You’re getting an education suitable for the 21st century.

A couple of bulls will not eliminate doggers from the area; that’s simply the reality of today.

Soon, I will share more details about the ‘ins and outs’ of dogging.

by Harry Harper

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