This week in Varazdin, Croatia, there were some unexpected events, as doctors had to intervene to separate the Best Man and the Bride who were caught having sex in the wedding toilets! Witnesses reported that a friend of the groom stumbled upon the unfaithful duo, finding them in a rather compromising position. To complicate matters further, the shock of the situation caused the young woman to experience an intense muscle spasm, which kept the couple locked together more tightly than one could imagine.
The horrified groom soon found himself witnessing the shocking scene, and as wedding guests began to enter the room, the bride’s muscles clenched even more, making escape nearly impossible.
Among the guests, a debate quickly arose regarding how to free the couple. The groom’s idea of using “a rusty carving knife” to cut his Best Man loose was met with disgust by the man’s family, as was his suggestion of “kicking the pair to freedom.”
Eventually, the couple was taken on a stretcher, still connected at the waist, to the local hospital. There, the bride was administered a muscle relaxant that finally allowed the Best Man to break free from the unfortunate situation.
Without delay, the groom handed his “bride” her panties and declared, “Here! These are to keep your ankles warm,” before unceremoniously tossing her onto the street, much to the cheers of his family.
Incredibly, the wedding festivities continued as planned, with the groom announcing to his guests that the celebrations would now symbolize his divorce rather than a wedding!
During the Champagne toast, the groom humorously remarked, “My best friend has run off with my wife. God, I miss him already!”
