The polls appear to be indicating a significant shift against the government.
Could this be attributed to some recent unusual decisions…such as the carbon tax and the issue with boat people?
Perhaps I can contribute a few of my own suggestions. Rather than sending boat people to Malaysia and Thailand, we could consider helping stateless individuals. For instance, we might exchange the current boat people in Australia for 200,000 Palestinians. Another possibility could involve swaps for Armenians, Incas, or Aztecs.
Given a fair exchange system, it should be feasible to deport boat people for many years to come. Once these newcomers are accepted, they need to be settled in areas of the country that closely resemble their former living environments. We have expansive desert regions suitable for individuals from Arab backgrounds, as well as mountainous areas ideal for indigenous South Americans. There are also cold and icy climates, alongside hot beach resorts that resemble the Red Sea. However, we will not accommodate nomadic tent dwellers; instead, they will need to travel in caravans like many of our seniors.
Julie Gillard has come up with a unique approach to the issue of boat people. Now, we establish exchange agreements with nations worldwide, with varying exchange rates based on nationality. For instance, one Norwegian equates to two Japanese, while one Nepalese or two Tibetans equal three Americans.
Australia appears set to pave the way in cross-genetic population strategies. This poll suggests, for once, that Australians possess more common sense than their politicians; naturally, the PM will falter in our trust given her suggestion of such a reckless plan. The rest of the world, which is desperately in search of a solution to the refugee crisis, will undoubtedly watch in disbelief.
Do you anticipate that Tony Abbott will propose a better solution? His response could either impact the polls positively or negatively, though I expect a downturn…his ideas are often unclear.
I’m toying with the idea of swapping the wife for three Irish chefs and a French maid…or perhaps two Swedish blondes and an Italian cook…no, maybe a Turkish belly dancer and a Chinese dentist…or possibly ten bunny girls and an Austrian restaurant owner…maybe even a French Tour de France cyclist and a physiotherapist.
I’m quite certain that I need a psychiatrist dressed in a nurse’s uniform.
I’m in need of assistance; what would your ideal exchange look like?
by TOG
