What a week it has been for the Royals.
Following Prince Harry’s escapade at the pool table, it turned into a sensational situation with Kate’s nude photographs taken beside the pool in France.
As a consequence, Harry found himself dispatched to Afghanistan. So, should we now anticipate Kate being sent to Tasmania?
I predict that the French will merely issue a symbolic reprimand to the magazines, but a prison sentence or even the guillotine is highly unlikely.
Currently, we’re witnessing an unprecedented influx of boat people and anticipated cuts to the defense budget for years ahead.
The savings will include a crucial vote on whether to construct 15 submarines in Adelaide, at a cost of millions, or to purchase 15 Second World War German U-Boats and still have some change from 20 dollars.
Coal mines are halting production—not due to the Carbon Tax, but because China is not purchasing our coal. Pakistan doesn’t favor our sheep (and vice versa), while large trawlers are depleting our fish resources.
However, on the positive side, Julia Gillard’s ratings are showing an upswing in comparison to Tony Abbott.
Kevin Rudd is once again making headlines. Is another counterattack on the horizon?
Could Hermione take on the role of Anna in the Grey film, with Harry Potter portraying Christian? Not much chance unless Ron is in the mix too.
Protests erupted in Sydney, yet at last, some reason is emerging. The police executed an excellent holding strategy, leading to subsequent arrests.
The Muslim community has condemned the rioters and urged for common sense to take charge. Well done to them.
Television continues to be incredibly dull, and I’m contemplating the purchase of a gaming chair as I take up poker at home.
The Melbourne Cup and the footy finals are just around the corner to hopefully lift my spirits.
Terrible news has emerged from the UK regarding the despicable act of a madman who killed two unarmed police officers in a cowardly attack.
I tuned into the World Game on TV and wonder, is Craig Foster Australian or Spanish? He seems to have knowledge solely about sports in Spain. Was he truly a professional soccer player? I now refer to him as Barcelona Foster.
Who do you believe will triumph in the upcoming presidential race in the USA? It’s a contest between a Mormon republican and a democratic incumbent who tends to state the painfully obvious…and honestly, who really cares?
Now for an exclusive revelation…I’m bound to secrecy, but here are a few clues. The Pope will not be visiting Australia next year; however, a representative from the Vatican will bring the most significant relic ever permitted to leave the holy city. Expect enormous crowds and extensive television coverage. I’ll keep you posted unless I end up getting arrested first.
The protests demanding freedom for the hacker have shifted focus to saving the Perth Four. Who, you ask, are the Perth Four? …See, you’ve forgotten already.
Here are two final news points. Federal politicians voted against same-sex marriage. Conversely, in WA, three Labor politicians are reportedly in favor of same-sex marriages!
From the USA – A new gospel retrieved from Egypt and written in Greek claims that Jesus Christ married Mary…and this document was penned nearly three hundred years post his crucifixion! …Only in America.
I must sign off now. I am waiting for a call to inform me of the location for the PSY Gangnam Style horsey dance gathering. Supposedly, there will be over a hundred participants doing the horse dance…not the Charlie…I’m talking about the horse dance…giddy up, yeh.
by Tommy Taylor
