A man from Sweden faces charges after consuming his wife’s lips.
This professor from Sweden assaulted his wife in a twisted attempt to ensure she could never kiss another man again.
According to reports from Swedish news, the man claimed he wanted to impose a ‘life sentence’ of suffering on his wife.
Motivated by jealousy over her alleged affair, the “Swedish Cannibal” took such drastic measures. I thought Sweden promoted free love. Didn’t the finest adult films originate from there?
Clearly, the “Swedish Cannibal” severed his wife’s lips and ingested them to prevent any possibility of reattachment. So, is this really going to stop her from giving someone oral pleasure once her “lipless” mouth recovers?
Dear Mr. Swedish Cannibal, I’m not sure if you rendered your wife toothless during this act…but if that was the case, she could now offer gum jobs…a groundbreaking addition to the Swedish sex industry.
His charge was reduced from attempted murder to aggravated assault since he remained with her until the ambulance arrived…ahhh, Mr. Swedish Cannibal, you have a soft side. If there were an award for ‘most caring person in the world,’ you would undoubtedly take it home, you big soft teddy bear you.
But truly, this man deserves execution…the world has no need for individuals like him. He shouldn’t share the same air as us ordinary people.
This violent incident follows a series of bizarre face-eating cases, which garnered attention last month when a man was shot while consuming another man’s face.
The issue first emerged in Florida when Rudy Eugene assaulted a homeless man and has since been linked to the use of the street drug known as “bath salts.”
