Prepare your taste buds and moisten your lips to indulge in a dose of horse semen.
This seemingly health-conscious option is no longer just for those inclined towards a bit of animal affection; it’s becoming mainstream.
According to the owner of the company, Mr. Kerslake, “You know, horses are a source of pure testosterone. They have minimal cholesterol, so the idea is you down it and feel like a stallion yourself.” He hopes this will encourage many to sample the ‘delicacy.’
At the Hokitika Wildfoods festival on March 12, the jizz will be available in shots priced at $10NZ. The shot can be enjoyed in its natural state or with cherry, licorice, and banoffee pie flavorings.
Semen is gathered using an artificial vagina typically utilized in global horse breeding. It is preserved in a solution to maintain that distinctive salty flavor as fresh as possible.
While no formal testing has occurred, we are assured that the shot will make you feel fantastic for an entire week.
If you suspect you might need this product due to low testosterone levels, there is a strong likelihood that you are already receiving your daily shot of jizz, albeit possibly not from a horse, so save your money.
by Harry Harper
