Fat blokes must get pissed off when they can’t see their penis

This year, a substantial 76% of 9 million individuals who began a diet will likely quit by the close of February.

Nescafé conducted a survey.

I recall a colleague from my previous job; he was so large that he would bring along a foldable chair on his breaks…just so he could sit down!

It’s likely that the man hasn’t been able to see his own penis for years, and honestly, when you can barely see and only slightly feel your own penis, doesn’t that suggest that it’s time to shed some weight?

I appreciate my penis…I’m not in love with it, but during urination, I like to glance down and at least acknowledge its presence.

It’s sort of like catching up with a friend for coffee before starting your work day.

I think back to an overweight man featured on the Jerry Springer show who had to have part of his wall removed from his house in order to be transported to the hospital. He consumed around five bargain buckets from KFC daily.

Couldn’t he have settled for just three buckets a day?

That would have been a positive start.

These days, food quality is poor, and it generally only tastes decent when smothered in sauces made from natural ingredients like garlic, tomato, paprika, etc…anything to mask the flavor of the tasteless junk that food often tastes like…which is loaded with preservatives to increase its size, allowing them to charge more.

This truly exemplifies a case of prioritizing quality over quantity.

Despite all that…after a night of drinking, there’s nothing quite like indulging in cold, greasy leftovers from the bargain bucket that you couldn’t consume the previous night.

I’m no physician, but fast food isn’t inherently bad…just not suitable as a regular lifestyle choice.

by Sel Hurst

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