Best man Jure Skumavc, 31, was hurt on his grooms stag night.
It all happened when a strippers sex toy hit his face.
Blood poured out of his head after it had shot 20 feet at the climax of her act in Darwin. We are unable to find out how the sex toy shot out at a considerable speed for 20 feet…but we do know that some strippers have moved on since the shooting out of ping-pong balls.
Also, we must stop calling adult entertainers, strippers. Strippers take their clothes off…Adult entertainers shoot vibrators out at a distance of 20 feet.
by Harry Harper