An emu walks into a bar…

No, seriously. An emu does walk into a bar…and then he shits on the carpet.

The rude creature found its way into Denham’s Shark Bay Hotel in Western Australia, catching the attention of patrons.

But he managed to escape before Administration Manager Ben Jones got to the scene.

“I ran out of the office to see but it was too late,” said Jones.

“I thought, at least have the courtesy to ask where the toilets are!”

Thankfully, the incident was caught on CCTV, but all the emu left behind was his inconsiderate mess – and it took three people to clean it up before dinner service.

Well, we Aussies don’t like to be out-done by the Beatle, Stone and comedian walks into a bar, do we?

by Vandas Voice


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