A man from Florida, bearing an unfortunate name…or perhaps just a strong penchant for practical jokes…was taken into custody last week in Fort Lauderdale on a plethora of charges.
At 54, Jackmeoff Mudd faces numerous charges including assault, disorderly conduct, resisting an officer, possession of an open container of alcohol, and violation of probation.
Currently, he is being held in a Broward County jail, with a bond set at $300, which implies that a serious county judge pronounced his name in court over the past few days.
Of course, Mudd is not the first individual with a peculiar name to find himself behind bars.
In Wisconsin, law enforcement apprehended Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop on various charges.
And, believe it or not, I once attended school with a boy named…wait for it…Tarzan Jenkins. I’m unsure of his current endeavors, but if he had any sense, he would have certainly changed his name by now.
by John Jackson
