A South Australian woman asserts that aliens have transformed her husband into a fish finger.
Diane Ravensbury, 61, from Adelaide’s northern suburbs, reported last week that a spaceship descended and abducted her husband. She preferred not to disclose her residence.
Approximately twenty minutes later, her husband reappeared as a fish finger.
“I heard a peculiar humming noise; I assumed it was the swimming pool pump left running,” Diane recounted.
“I told Sid (her husband) to step outside and check the pool for any unusual sounds.”
“After about 20 minutes, I thought it was odd that he hadn’t returned. Since he’d quit smoking recently, I figured he might be sneaking a cigarette.”
Although this may seem humorous, Sid Ravensbury is currently missing. His wife, Diane, along with family and friends, are deeply concerned, yet he remains untraceable.
Diane shared with us at Ozzie News, “I had all the lights on outside. I 
feared the worst—that Sid might have had a heart attack and collapsed in the garden. But then I gazed upwards and in the distance, almost directly above, there was a light…it wasn’t an airplane…it was something I had never seen before.”
She then expressed her disbelief in UFOs but noted that what she witnessed was entirely unique.
“It was nothing I’d ever encountered…so I suppose that makes it a UFO,” she confessed.
Upon glancing down, Diane discovered a fish finger lying on her newly paved backyard. Connecting the dots, she retrieved the fish finger and brought it inside. She mentioned that she and Sid did not care for fish fingers, which perplexed her regarding its presence in the garden.
A similar incident occurred in England earlier this year, but the investigation revealed the husband was never located, either living or deceased.
Diane placed the fish finger on the chair where Sid typically sits.
“I spoke to him. I asked about his well-being and feelings. I felt foolish, yet there was no other rationale for my actions…I just know it’s him…my Sidney.”
“I even inquired about what it’s like aboard a spaceship. Naturally, he didn’t respond.”
Though she contacted the police, they did not arrive, seemingly dismissing it as a joke…but perhaps it’s not. It’s absurd, yes, the fish finger tale sounds ludicrous, yet a man is still missing.
I believe the Adelaide Police have already initiated a search for Sidney Ravensbury.
When Ozzie News visited Diane, she requested if we could bring some fish fingers to keep her husband company.
We complied with her request.
While it’s easy to find humor in this, the reality remains that Sid Ravensbury is still unaccounted for.
The search goes on.
by Milo Johnson
