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Robbie Williams wants a gay baby

In a recent revelation, Robbie Williams expressed his desire to have a ‘Gay Baby’ with his wife, Ayda Field.

Eager to begin a family soon, the newlyweds seem enthusiastic, but honestly, I believe the world could manage just fine without offspring from Cockhead Williams.

If he ends up having a child who is gay, it would essentially be a mini replica of himself.

It’s quite clear that Robbie might be a tad… well, let’s face it, it’s undeniable.

This marriage isn’t going to stand the test of time. It will resemble the situation when Elton John married Renate Blauel. It was evident that he was gay, and he found himself ensnared in the pursuit of a heterosexual existence.

I could be mistaken… perhaps it will endure…for as long as Robbie Williams isn’t due to drop another album, and when the previous one doesn’t sell as well, he’ll eventually reveal that he’s gay and… oh whatever, we all know how this will turn out.

Recently, Take That collaborated with Williams to produce a single titled Shame. Ironic, isn’t it? Because it’s a shame that Take That brought him back into the fold. They had successfully revived their careers without the Cockhead’s assistance.

The likely reason for his return to the group is that his solo records haven’t been performing well. Perhaps it’s simply that he craves the spotlight. I imagine if you’re accustomed to always being in the limelight, it must be tough when you find yourself out of it. But even so, he’s quite the wanker.

According to Robbie, he and Ayda spend so much time in bed that his Dad jokingly refers to them as John and Yoko. However, I wonder if he ever mentioned that while in bed, he’s probably thinking about David Beckham.

During an interview on an Australian radio station, when asked if their sex life had dwindled post-marriage, Robbie confirmed that it hadn’t and that he and his wife were enjoying their intimate moments.

Come on, Robbie, just be honest with her about being gay… otherwise, it’s bound to end in tears.

by Wallace McTavish

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