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Justin Bieber flies low

Recently, Justin Bieber fans experienced a thrilling show as he showcased his musical talent across Europe.

 

The young heartthrob was so engaged in serenading and charming the ladies that he forgot to zip up his fly. A fan remarked, “He performed with his trousers undone and didn’t even realize it.”

I’m eagerly anticipating Justin’s 21st birthday. This notorious child star has a future that might include rehab or even worse. Either that or he could end up spending years with Madonna before spiraling into addiction, nearly succumbing to an overdose, and ultimately becoming a bar FLY.

by Wallace McTavish

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