Justin Bieber flies low

Justin Bieber fans got a right fly-full as he strutted his musical shit in Europe recently.


The teen idol was so busy with seranading and swooning young ladies, he forgot to zip his fly. One fan said, “He performed with his trousers undone and didn’t even notice.”

I can’t wait until Justin turns 21. This famous child star has rehab, maybe even suicide written all over him. It’ll be that or he’ll spend the next couple of years shacked up with Madonna before he becomes a complete junkie, almost dies of an overdose, and then ends up being a bar FLY.

by Wallace McTavish


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