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How the fuck do you confuse Cheryl Cole with Sheryl Crow?

Cheryl Cole has aspirations to make it big in the USA, yet those aspirations may have hit a snag.

The issue arises from the fact that many Americans are mistakenly identifying her with Sheryl Crow.

On a brighter note, this confusion is expected to dissipate. Once Cheryl Cole opens her mouth to sing, I believe it will be clear to everyone who is who. It’s astonishing that Americans could confuse such a remarkable artist with someone who lacks any real talent or understanding of music.

I find it hard to wrap my head around the fact that Americans would be confused in this way. However, I guess focusing might be tricky when you’re consumed by food for 20 hours a day…Americans…overweight AND slow-witted.

While it’s undeniable that Cheryl Cole possesses sex appeal, Sheryl Crow surpasses her in that department, making the Irish lip-syncer look ordinary. Cheryl Cole resembles countless other girls while Sheryl Crow stands out as truly unique.

by Wallace McTavish

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