Cheryl Cole has aspirations to make it big in the USA, yet those aspirations may have hit a snag.
The issue arises from the fact that many Americans are mistakenly identifying her with Sheryl Crow.
On a brighter note, this confusion is expected to dissipate. Once Cheryl Cole opens her mouth to sing, I believe it will be clear to everyone who is who. It’s astonishing that Americans could confuse such a remarkable artist with someone who lacks any real talent or understanding of music.
I find it hard to wrap my head around the fact that Americans would be confused in this way. However, I guess focusing might be tricky when you’re consumed by food for 20 hours a day…Americans…overweight AND slow-witted.
While it’s undeniable that Cheryl Cole possesses sex appeal, Sheryl Crow surpasses her in that department, making the Irish lip-syncer look ordinary. Cheryl Cole resembles countless other girls while Sheryl Crow stands out as truly unique.
by Wallace McTavish