Cops, shocked, raided the residence of one of Brazil’s most notorious drug lords and discovered an unexpected shrine dedicated to teen pop sensation Justin Bieber.
This isn’t a dig at the Brazilian police… but could it be possible that he might have had other interests alongside his role as a drug lord?
Just posing the question… that’s all.
After all, it’s hard to believe one could genuinely appreciate him for his music now… isn’t it?
Besides, his personality isn’t particularly impressive either… and that haircut resembles something a mother might do for her child… I just can’t fathom why anyone would create a shrine in his honor.
I don’t wish to keep harping on his hairstyle… honestly, I don’t. It’s not out of envy either, given that I’m in my early forties. But truly, can someone explain to me why his haircut has come to be so fashionable?
It’s a mystery to me.
As a music journalist, one would think I should comment on his musical work. Yet, here I am, refraining from doing so, because Justin Bieber comes across as a contemporary iteration of the Partridge Family… who also didn’t impress.
So, the only point I can make about JB is this… you’ve got a shrine at the residence of a Brazilian drug lord who would likely wish to do more than just shake your hand if you ever crossed paths.
by Wallace McTavish
