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Cher Lloyd releases her first single but she has zero X-Factor

A new image has been revealed by Cher Lloyd for her debut single Swagger Jagger.

The former X-Factor contestant was furious after an unfinished version of her song leaked online. However, she has since cooled off and remarked, “It was frustrating that the demo of Swagger Jagger was leaked, but I’m eager for everyone to hear the completed version.

“I’ve put a lot of effort into the album, and each track is unique.”

Swagger Jagger certainly catches attention…much like her new image…yet I’m betting she won’t sustain success. The music is quite mediocre, but who knows…a scandal involving drugs, a lesbian affair, teenage pregnancy, nude pictures, a sex tape, a reality show, or revealing photos of her exiting a vehicle, or even drunken antics, might just boost her album and single sales.

Being musically talented isn’t a necessity…just having a knack for staying in the spotlight.

Besides…if you truly possessed the X-Factor, you wouldn’t need to compete on a show named ‘The X-Factor.’

Participating in a competition titled The X-Factor merely indicates a deficiency in something…a particular element that you might struggle to identify…yes, that’s correct…it’s what’s referred to as an X-Factor.

Well, Cher Lloyd might enjoy slightly more than fifteen minutes of fame, but she hasn’t given us anything memorable…thank goodness.

by Wallace McTavish

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