Alice Cooper’s mum will fight war on terror

If the US wasn’t already winning the war against terror, it will be now, after being given a boost from Alice Cooper.

The rockstar reckons the US should send his mum to find Osama Bin Laden.

Cooper said, “She’d find him and she’d make him clean the cave first before they arrested him”.

I didin’t think I’d ever say this but…I almost feel sorry for the terrorists.

by Wallace McTavish


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