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When she opens her laptop, she’s opening her legs


An increasing number of married women are engaging in whirlwind romances.

According to a recent survey, the fantasy of married women often involves passionate, no-strings sex with a stranger.

Thanks to the internet, finding a like-minded married man has become quite effortless. Simply wait until your (likely overworked and nagged) husband falls asleep, head to another room, and open your laptop. In many ways, it’s akin to opening your legs.

You can browse through numerous pictures of individuals, all sharing one common desire…the pursuit of an extra-marital affair.

You may hold love for your husband, and he for you, yet sadly, the spark that typically ignites at the beginning of most relationships seems to be absent.

The intimacy may dwindle, and soon enough, the conversations cease as well. This makes discussions about any marital issues you might be facing even more challenging.

Illicit Encounters is a website that provides an outlet for frustrated married individuals seeking to connect…and there will always be men ready for such encounters. While it might serve as an ego boost, you may later regret not having that long-overdue conversation with your husband that you’ve been avoiding.

However, just like with the internet, it’s easy to slip into a fantasy realm…and to become enamored with someone through mere words. You might believe that the meetings are strictly for casual sex, and that may hold true initially…but emotions can shift quite rapidly.

The intimacy will be exhilarating, the naughtiness unparalleled, and the conversations afterward will be incredible…everything you long for from your husband.

Before you know it, you find yourself falling for this ‘internet guy,’ contemplating leaving your husband for him. As the tension at home increases, you confide in your husband, he forgives you (though not completely), and you both agree to make another attempt. Yet, it becomes clear that things aren’t improving since you are so enchanted with your ‘lover,’ leading to divorce.

Now, here comes the part you probably anticipated…you eventually discover that your lover doesn’t reciprocate your feelings and wishes to return to his own family.

You end up with neither a husband nor a lover.

But hey, as a woman, take comfort in the fact that you at least retain the house, and your overworked ex-husband will face even more strain to cover the costs of both essentials and non-essentials alike.

That’s right, you truly disrupted your own life, but you’ve caused even more upheaval in your husband’s.

I should consult David Attenborough regarding any parallels between women and reptiles. Honestly, I doubt even a crocodile can match the coldness of a 21st-century woman.

by Jeff Millins
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