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All is not well in Spain

This week in Spain, a heartbreaking story unfolds involving a young couple and their friends.

It appears that Juan, married to Angelina, was engaged in an affair with Juliana. One day, Angelina unexpectedly returned home early and discovered their secret liaison. That term doesn’t denote a Spanish word for a bed.

In a rush, Angelina decided to inform Juliana’s husband about the infidelity.

Heartbroken, Esteban, Juliana’s husband, consoled Angelina on two or three occasions that day before calling Juliana to reveal his afternoon entanglement.

Determined, Juliana sought out her friend Maria to share her unfortunate news. However, Maria was away, leaving Juliana to relay her sad story to Maria’s attractive young father instead.

Deeply upset, he spent the remainder of the day comforting Angelina two or three times.

The local priest was called in by the families to provide guidance to the troubled couples, but, unfortunately, he eloped with Maria to begin a new life in Madrid.

Now taking charge of the situation, Esteban confronted Juan, leaving him with a black eye and a truss.

Hollywood producers have expressed interest in the saga for a romantic film adaptation. However, the Spanish government has issued threats, concerned about potential damage to their tourism sector.

In response, the producers suggested relocating the story to Mexico, but that led to the Mexican government lobbying the US state department over accusations of racism.

Ultimately, the narrative will take place in Seattle and will focus on same-sex marriages in Canada.

Meanwhile, in Seville, the story has garnered considerable attention, resulting in a staggering 100 percent increase in hotel bookings.

Angelina and Juliana shared their experiences on Facebook, and with over two million views, they are poised to publish a book.

With the earnings from the book and the film, they plan to establish a commune in Seattle.

Indeed, modern life is filled with unexpected twists… and hernias.

by TOG

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