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Feel sexy to get chatted up

By Ed

August 12, 2011

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Why don’t you get chatted up when you most need it?

It’s all to do with the pheremones and body language. When you’re up and feeling sexy, your body lets off a musky scent that others respond to.

People are also naturally attracted to confident body language and shy away from people who look vulnerable.

by Susan Floyd

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3 COMMENTS

Buford Balony August 12, 2011 At 12:56 pm
Are you flirting with me again Sue?
Ribis August 12, 2011 At 7:20 pm
For Gods sake Buford, not everyone with tits fancy you!!!
Buford Balony August 16, 2011 At 1:19 pm
I think you’re mistaking Ribis.

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