Cannes continues to be the premier film event of the year, once again brimming with excitement and showcasing the best films available.
Nonetheless, there’s a need to educate the judges on the essentials of what constitutes a good film and a commendable actor. The current cinema landscape pales in comparison to the golden age of earlier years.
Have you ever experienced a Disney film so dim that a torch was necessary to enjoy Sleeping Beauty or Fantasia? Even the seven dwarfs in their mine were clearly visible.
For mood, tension, or drama, one must look to the legends like Hitchcock, who didn’t produce films that were obscured by inadequate lighting.
Additionally, why must we endure background music while actors are performing? Orchestras and choirs join in to inject Feeling and Emotion…just when we are attempting to catch the dialogue…it’s a sign of poor direction. It may be time to exit the cinema.
Now, let’s discuss what makes an actor truly talented.
Gaping refers to the phenomenon where an actor or actress appears with an open mouth throughout the film, awaiting their line or moment to act or react. Nowadays, it’s prevalent to see performers with their mouths hanging half open for the entirety of their screen time. Even worse are those actors who struggle to articulate words. They are aware of the script and the film’s plot, but it’s up to them to convey the storyline to us.
“Speak clearly” and “mind the furniture” are sage pieces of advice. Poor diction and mumbling can ruin the experience for the audience.
Expressions like “What did he say?” and “Speak up” should be avoided by skilled actors.
Lastly, any actor claiming that whispering enhances the viewer’s attention is mistaken. If someone decides to whisper, it’s best to exit.
So, why is Cannes considered the best?
It’s really quite simple.
Most films are in French, meaning if they choose to whisper, mumble, or have poor diction while filming at night in a dark location, the subtitles will ensure you understand perfectly.
Even better, if a script of the film is made available to read during the show, you can avoid engaging with subpar actors or films altogether.
At Cannes, Nicole Kidman was the highlight for me. She looked incredible, and I wouldn’t mind watching a dim film with her at any time.
I wish Brad Pitt would focus on his talent and return to making films rather than staying home while his wife makes B movies, as this won’t enhance his status as a great actor.
Due to my disinterest in most films showcased and the judges trying to communicate primarily in French, I occupied myself by making lists.
I excel in list-making.
The best actors have had distinctive voices. Some of the greats included Claude Raines, Olivier, Gregory Peck, Bogart, Gable, the superb James Mason, Orson Welles, and Sean Connery.
I invite you to contribute your own suggestions to my list.
I also compiled a list of actors with the fewest spoken lines in a film: Gary Cooper, Charles Bronson, and Steve McQueen.
And then there’s a list of stunning women whose vocal talents were not a concern!
Leading my list was Marilyn Monroe, Betty Bacall, Doris Day, Uma Thurman, and certainly Kidman.
As I attempted to compile the top actresses of today, I started with Cate Blanchett and Glenn Close but quickly shifted to names from English, French, Spanish, and Mexican backgrounds.
Now you see why Cannes holds such significance. Unfortunate judges, films shot in darkness, and actors unable to articulate effectively—all while presenting stars from various countries and introducing us to remarkable performances and promising actors of the future.
I’m already anticipating next year. Oh, to be seated in the dark watching a dark screen…and adjust my hearing aid.
by Helena Bryanlith
