Here’s a concise overview of the evolution of breasts—boobs, tits, melons, or however you wish to refer to them.
The 1950’s
During the ’50s, breasts were seen as natural, wholesome, and fun—attributes that mirrored the post-war euphoria in America.
Although the Korean conflict loomed, a popular comedic film and a highly successful sitcom emerged from it, suggesting that times weren’t too dire. The carefree essence from the Baby Boom generation reflected in women’s curves during this time: inherently genuine and joyous expressions of sexuality, without pretension or artificiality.
The 1960’s
In October 1962, the Cuban Missile Crisis marked a serious moment in the Cold War, coinciding with a peculiar change in the shape of women’s breasts.
Breasts increasingly began to resemble missiles—a tangible physiological reaction to rising tensions, signaling defiance: “You’re aiming at us? Well, we’ll aim right back!” Now that’s what we mean by confronting the enemy! However, a shift was on the horizon as the next decade approached.
The 1970’s
Hippie movements, bra burning, and the second wave of feminism—all elements that emerged from the ’60s—contributed to a visible drop in breast elevation during the ’70s.
The once perky, vertical trajectories of breasts faded just as the optimistic “peace and love” ethos waned when stark realities settled in. There’s no need to delve into specifics that might darken this enlightening discussion. The brilliance of teardrop-shaped breasts during this time alone speaks volumes. How’s that for a positive perspective?
The 1980’s
With “read my lips: no new taxes” to junk bonds, the ’80s became synonymous with deception. MTV’s rise saw more rock stars donning wigs and unexpectedly stuffing cucumbers in their pants.
That period also witnessed a surge in breast implants, not implying that implants are inherently damaging; rather, they can serve an empowering purpose when used appropriately.
done right.
I’d prefer artificial breasts over someone who deceives others out of their life savings or lies directly to millions.
The 1990’s
On the same day in 1991, Nirvana’s Nevermind and the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Blood Sugar Sex Magik made their debuts. This 1-2 combo initiated a major upheaval not only within the music industry but also in the wider pop culture landscape. Simultaneously, smaller and more athletic breast types began to regain popularity, providing an alternative to the voluptuous ’80s styles.
As the decade advanced, the launch of the WNBA in 1996 and Brandi Chastain’s display of her sports bra during the 1999 Women’s World Cup contributed to the decline of the heavy, pendulous breast trend.
The 2000’s
Gas prices fluctuated. Stock markets rose, then fell. MySpace had its moment, then became outdated. The “Aughts” witnessed a chaotic mix in numerous aspects, and trends regarding breasts during this decade were no different. From large to small, natural to augmented—there was no singular trend defining this era’s breasts.
Many historians refer to the 2000s as a lost decade, but we’d like to remember it as a time when society rediscovered its appreciation for all types of breasts.
Breasts and tits are undeniably wonderful.
In times of sadness and despair,
Just gaze at a pair of breasts, and life will feel a bit brighter.
What a marvelous world we inhabit.
by Harry Harper
