Here are all of Shane Warne’s messages to Adele Angeleri.
However, if you’ve recently eaten… I suggest giving yourself about forty minutes before diving into this:
Morning Adele, it’s Shane. I hope you had a pleasant night. I’ll reach out again today and see how I can assist you..X
Adele, it’s my pleasure. I’m en route to the office now. I’ll keep you posted. Have a lovely day..X
Thank you. But what if I can’t help you out commercially?.. x
Are you sure? I still need to find a way to express my gratitude.. x
Are you at the shop today?.. X
I hope my last message didn’t come off the wrong way? X
Oh no.. Hahaha.. xxx
Is that good mmmm? Or bad mmmm? Currently at the computer trying to see if you are over the road in the shop? Xxx
Good mmmm, I like that. Had some thoughts when I left yesterday.. mmmm you seem quite busy there today.. looking very attractive, I must admit xxx
Hahaha.. I’m trying but sneaking glances at you !!! Hahaha.. Any more good mmmmm? Xxxx
Trying to catch a glimpse of you!!! Hahaha, where have you gone? xxx
By the way, I thought you were waving at me..Xxx
So bored in the office! Dying to hear back from you regarding the naughty!!! Sorry for interrupting your work.. Mmmmm xx
Not too bad. I’ll have to accept that, though patience isn’t exactly my strong suit!!! Haha, if it gets quiet please reply.. Xxx
I think you overwork yourself!!! I’ve been stuck in some dull meetings… have a great day… Xxx
Good morning.. Hope you had a pleasant night. Where did you vanish to?? Hahaha, have an amazing day.. Xxx
Not sure, gorgeous, I’ll keep you in the loop…. I am daydreaming about kissing you and if your lips are indeed soft! x
By the way, still waiting for a response!!! Mmmmm xx
By the way, are you married? Do you have a boyfriend? Or is that too personal? Mmmmmm xx
Hahaha.. alright Adele.. Where do you reside?? X
Very quiet ??? XX
Mmmm.. so you aren’t interested? Or excited about the possibility? Xxx
Mmmmm, should I abandon my thoughts immediately??? Even though I’m really eager to kiss you?? Xxx
Mmmmmmm okay, Adele!!!! Have a lovely day! x
All done now, it was a quick 15-minute thing.. Sorry if I overshared how I feel and what I’d like to do with you.. I’ll drop it now since you’re not interested, sorry!! I hope I didn’t upset you, Adele.. I’ll swing by next week, thanks x
Phew, but not interested!!! X
Nice chatting, really want to kiss you xxx
Hello, any thoughts? X
Morning, off to the gym now. Thinking of you.. Have a great day.. Xxx
No reply? Busy morning? X
Still nothing!!! mmmmm x
Come on!! Just a little x
Try a small x
I’m heading to Crown now for a poker tournament. Wish I could kiss you.. you’d look gorgeous in gym wear! X
By the way, how was the function/meeting today? Want to kiss you xxx
Out front of the shop! X
By the way, I might swing by the office around 11 for an hour?? Are you free? xx
Hey, stranger! Flying back to Australia tonight. Hope all is well on your end, and can’t wait to see you when I return.. big kiss.. Xxx
It’s all good, A.. Not being mean or anything; everything will be fine… Maid in mid-January… Deal??? x
Rehearsing for my show and then shooting the following day … such a pity x
Got it, Adele. Sorry it didn’t work out tonight.. safe travels! By the way, I’ll be in Melbourne for two days starting Monday, and after that, not until Christmas Eve, so we’ll regrettably have to wait until mid-January … what a shame .. big kiss x
By the way, I texted James regarding dinner, and he mentioned he was running late; he said it’s no issue. I’m quite worried now.. Tried calling X
??? What’s going on??
On air finishing in 5 minutes; I’ll be back in 10.. everything okay?? X
If you’re staying, let me know, as I have a dinner with James Packer that I can push back but can meet you earlier then grab dinner xxx
Morning.. Hope you had some naughty dreams!!! What’s your plan in the next few hours? X
Want you xxx
Morning, Ms. Sexy.. Thinking of you a lot and how naughty I’d like to be with you!!! Have a fantastic day! Xxx
Morning.. Had some naughty thoughts about you and wanted to say hello Xxx
I tried calling you, beautiful.. Where have you disappeared to? You okay??? X
So.. it’s later!!! X
Morning.. Thinking of you, and yes, very very horny today with thoughts of you!!! Big kiss xx
Morning, woke up with naughty thoughts of you !! xx
And there it is. Shane Warne at his most sentimental and most dyslexic.
Yet, you can’t fault his dedication.
