Despite only five months of marriage, Russell Brand is already voicing his concerns, noting that he used to engage in sexual activities 20 times a week, but now he quips, “I’m a bloody good gardener.”
Although he was joking during his interview with Piers Morgan, it’s evident that he is facing the reality that marriage encompasses much more than constant intimacy.
I genuinely believe that Brand holds deep feelings for Katy Perry; however, with her substantial career, she is far too occupied to meet her husband’s need for sex 20 times a week.
If Brand wishes to maintain his marriage, he’d better familiarize himself with tending to the garden… and managing his own personal grooming in the bathroom.
by Milo Johnson
