Model Miranda Kerr, who is married to Orlando Bloom and expecting a child, desires a bronze cast of her baby bump.
She mentioned, “This way you always retain the memory. You can place the baby in a blanket within the mould so it feels as though it’s still in your tummy.”
Listen, Miranda, once your child arrives, you can’t offer faux affection. This is something you’ll need to handle personally. Genuine love needs to be given… or at least from your nannies.
It’s quite a harsh world out there, so prepare the little one for the realities of life as soon as possible. What am I saying? There’s nothing ‘harsh’ about your existence.
My only hope is that your child doesn’t turn out to be as spoiled as many other celebrity kids.
By Robbo Green