Orlando Bloom’s pregnant wife, model Miranda Kerr, wants a bronze mould of her baby lump.
She said, “That way you always have the memory. You can put the baby in a blanket in the mould so it feels like it’s still in your tummy”.
Listen Miranda, once your baby is born, you can’t give it pretend love. This is something you might have to do yourself. You’ll have to give it some REAL love…or at least your nannies will.
It’s a tough world out there, so get it used to the real world as soon as you can. What am I saying, there’s nothing ‘tough’ about your world.
I just hope that your kid doesn’t end up as spoilt as most celebrities.
By Robbo Green